A day full of questions!!!

Mary-Ann's question of the day:
"Mommy, why do sisters and mommy's have two butts, but daddy's and brothers have a pee-pee and a butt?"
Mommy's Response:
"It is just the way god made us."
Mary-Ann's Response:
"hmmmm...."

Michael's question of the day:
After getting up from resting on the couch, Michael said he had to go to the bathroom really badly and was moving rather quickly. He then said, "mommy why is my pee-pee pointing out like this?" and he held his hand up to show me. Some questions I just don't know how to answer and perhaps, pretend maybe i didn't hear him well.

What a day of questions! What kids will say...